My wife's a N*gger!!

wang · Unread post by **wang** » May 26th, 2006, 3:26 am

My wife's a n*gger!

Let me start by saying straight out that I love my wife and would do almost anything for her. She's beautiful, sexy, thoughtful and a great cook and I would love to have her be the mother of my children, but for her one major failing - she's a n*gger.
Obviously I knew this before we got married, but being blinded by love I hoped we could get beyond that one day, more fool me. When I think of what way our kids might turn out with a n*gger for a mother, I squirm.
A couple of my friends are going out with n*ggers and they've both admitted that at times it can be very hard to deal with and that it's an issue which could lead to a break-up.
Let's face it guys, we look for the hot chicks - blondes, brunettes, redheads, curvy, slim, tall, short, it's all good - but nobody really wants to end up with a n*gger, do they?
Can anyone offer me any advice apart from getting shot of her and looking for a woman more my type? As I said, she's an absolutely adorable woman, and I would gladly spend the rest of my life in bliss with her - if she'd just stop n*gging!

Unread post by **niro** » May 26th, 2006, 4:02 am

wat the f*ck is this?

UmanH-ay · Unread post by **UmanH-ay** » May 26th, 2006, 4:16 am

its a joke...read the last 5 words

Unread post by **TheReal** » May 26th, 2006, 7:36 am

afakasi wrote:its a joke...read the last 5 words

*It may be a joke, but it is a racist joke, which reminds black people, after they're told to not be racist themselves, to never let their guards down when it comes to racism...

Unread post by **Aquafresh** » May 26th, 2006, 10:12 am

In other words, the "n*gger" is NAGGER!
HA HA!

Unread post by **TheReal** » May 26th, 2006, 1:03 pm

Aquafresh wrote:In other words, the "n*gger" is NAGGER!
HA HA!

Man, I sure hope so...

UmanH-ay · Unread post by **UmanH-ay** » May 26th, 2006, 3:31 pm

Yo i havent seen you on here in a while

MiChuhSuh · Unread post by **MiChuhSuh** » May 26th, 2006, 5:37 pm

Aquafresh wrote:In other words, the "n*gger" is NAGGER!
HA HA!

LOL I get it

Unread post by **Christina Marie** » May 26th, 2006, 7:26 pm

MiChuhSuh wrote:
Aquafresh wrote:In other words, the "n*gger" is NAGGER!
HA HA!
LOL I get it

(Clapping)

Trip'n_Loc · Unread post by **Trip'n_Loc** » May 26th, 2006, 8:04 pm

i'm blacc, and i'll admit, it got me at first, but when i realized it was "nagger" i waz like damn, but still it's not appropriate..... is should come up with one 4 craccers

MiChuhSuh · Unread post by **MiChuhSuh** » May 26th, 2006, 9:38 pm

it's harder because what other word will change by 1 letter from crackers...

maybe you could go old school and say honkey and put in *onkey for monkey or something

Trip'n_Loc · Unread post by **Trip'n_Loc** » May 27th, 2006, 11:28 am

^^damn, that's good, i'ma try it.

Unread post by **niro** » May 27th, 2006, 1:00 pm

o stuff now i see the joke in it

Unread post by **northsidehtown** » May 27th, 2006, 1:04 pm

man that shit aint no joke

Unread post by **GWUN TWO** » May 27th, 2006, 2:53 pm

Damn I was like what the hell is nigging and I tried looking it up in the dictionary

Unread post by **Christina Marie** » May 27th, 2006, 3:00 pm

GWUN TWO wrote:Damn I was like what the hell is nigging and I tried looking it up in the dictionary

NO YOU DID'NT!!! LMAO!

MiChuhSuh · Unread post by **MiChuhSuh** » May 27th, 2006, 6:03 pm

GWUN TWO wrote:Damn I was like what the hell is nigging and I tried looking it up in the dictionary

LOL

THat's the point of the joke people are so paranoid