You Know Your Ghetto If?

Unread post by **NW10** » August 1st, 2005, 7:39 am

WhiteBoy wrote:
NW10 wrote: Your ghetto if you ever got hassled by stray dogs
hahahaha

Yo that aint funny lol.

Being chased by a horny rottweiler and doberman was part of the reason i got in the track team for the 100m sprint.

Unread post by **Dr Funky** » August 1st, 2005, 5:48 pm

NW10 wrote:Being chased by a horny rottweiler and doberman was part of the reason i got in the track team for the 100m sprint.

That IS funny! LOL!

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.....If you wear jean shorts to the pool.

Unread post by **Common Sense** » August 2nd, 2005, 12:22 am

If you approach females with: "Say, boo...what yo' name is?"

Unread post by **Dr Funky** » August 2nd, 2005, 7:38 am

^^^^^AHH HA HA HA HA HA!!

Unread post by **Common Sense** » August 3rd, 2005, 9:07 pm

If you eat syrup sandwiches.

Unread post by **Tyrant** » August 3rd, 2005, 9:45 pm

If you wipe your ass with your hands

Unread post by **Lonewolf** » August 4th, 2005, 5:32 pm

^ ^ ^ ^ or with tortilla paper, lol..

You know you're ghetto if -

- you roll up your joints in cigarrett paper after peeling off the foil.

Unread post by **Dr Funky** » August 4th, 2005, 5:36 pm

Slakcs n a Tshirt wrote:If you wipe your ass with your hands

That's digusting.

Unread post by **Noog** » August 5th, 2005, 2:57 am

When my baby mothers kid latched onto a marley and spat out her teat.

MiChuhSuh · Unread post by **MiChuhSuh** » August 5th, 2005, 2:34 pm

Common Sense wrote:You Know You are a Ghetto Christian If...

You tell the preacher to baptize you from the neck down because you just got your hair did!

You know you in the ghetto when the first thing your pastor prays for in church is safety during the service.

MiChuhSuh · Unread post by **MiChuhSuh** » August 5th, 2005, 2:38 pm

Dr Funky wrote:You run and hold up your pants with one hand.

LOLOLOL

THis one actually happened at my school's track team, he didn't have his uniform yet and he was in lik size 50 jeans, and he almost tripped over them.

he had his fitted hat in one hand and his jeans in the other LOL

Invincible · Unread post by **Invincible** » August 6th, 2005, 2:35 am

http://www.cheesies.net/videos/shower.wmv

Unread post by **Dr Funky** » August 9th, 2005, 9:45 am

You've got bullet holes in your stop signs

Unread post by **NW10** » August 9th, 2005, 9:53 am

When the sneakers on your telephone wires still have the people attached to them.

Unread post by **Dr Funky** » August 9th, 2005, 3:17 pm

NW10 wrote:When the sneakers on your telephone wires still have the people attached to them.

AAAHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Unread post by **Dr Funky** » August 13th, 2005, 3:11 pm

When you say "Good looks" instead of "Thankyou"

Unread post by **Tyrant** » August 14th, 2005, 2:05 pm

Dr Funky wrote:When you say "Good looks" instead of "Thankyou"

i don't get this one

Unread post by **Lonewolf** » August 14th, 2005, 2:39 pm

Dr Funky wrote:When you say "Good looks" instead of "Thankyou"

focken ey, lol...

Unread post by **Dr Funky** » August 14th, 2005, 4:09 pm

Slakcs n a Tshirt wrote: i don't get this one

Maybe that one is only said around here.

Another version would be "Good lookin' out!" For example, if I went to go grab a hamburger and I got my friend one too, but the friend didn't know I got one for them.

Instead of thank you, it's "Good lookin out!" That's the best I can explain it.

lonewolf wrote:focken ey, lol...

Huh?

lb516 · Unread post by **lb516** » August 14th, 2005, 4:22 pm

when you make grilled cheese with a brown paper bag and a iron

when your grandmama is the one slinging the dubs of chron on the bench in the projects

when your mode of transportation is a dollar van.

when you buy/wear those 10 dollar short suits from pitkin ave

You know you're ghetto when you get yo hair done at the swap meet

lol thats it for now

Unread post by **Dr Funky** » August 14th, 2005, 5:22 pm

In high school I had a friend who had all 4 of his Wal-Mart spinner hubcaps stolen while school was going on.

Never found again....

LOL!

Unread post by **Dr Funky** » August 14th, 2005, 5:28 pm

You know your ghetto if you can buy, suits, cds, weaves, and blunt wraps all in the same store.

lb516 · Unread post by **lb516** » August 14th, 2005, 5:36 pm

you know your ghetto when you can buy 4 chicken wings and fried rice for $2.50 from the chinese shop with the bullet proof glass with the little whole in the glass that spins

Unread post by **Lonewolf** » August 19th, 2005, 5:02 pm

YOU KNOW SHE’S A HO WHEN….

When she becomes the Vaseline spokesperson.

When people say, “HO, HO, HO,” and it’s July.

When your baby looks familiar, but like who?

When the phone company changed your home phone # to start out with 976.

When you walk into Mc D’s and all the employees there know her as
“THE HAPPY MEAL.”

When somebody replaced your door bell with a “take a number machine”.

When getting dressed is not part of her day.

When she wears more latex than spandex.

When the Marine Corps set up a recruiting office next door to you.

When the motel next to your house has the neon sign “open all night” and the arrow is pointing at your house.

When she tells that she’s having a name change to Misty.

When her favorite quote is “next please.”

When Guinness Book starts calling up your house.

When the Holiday Inn is billing you for their linen.

When Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.

When soft foods have become distasteful to her.

When the other women in the family, begin to call her “man’s best friend.”

Unread post by **Dr Funky** » August 19th, 2005, 5:52 pm

Lonewolf wrote:YOU KNOW SHE’S A HO WHEN….

When she becomes the Vaseline spokesperson.

When people say, “HO, HO, HO,” and it’s July.

When your baby looks familiar, but like who?

When the phone company changed your home phone # to start out with 976.

When you walk into Mc D’s and all the employees there know her as
“THE HAPPY MEAL.”

When somebody replaced your door bell with a “take a number machine”.

When getting dressed is not part of her day.

When she wears more latex than spandex.

When the Marine Corps set up a recruiting office next door to you.

When the motel next to your house has the neon sign “open all night” and the arrow is pointing at your house.

When she tells that she’s having a name change to Misty.

When her favorite quote is “next please.”

When Guinness Book starts calling up your house.

When the Holiday Inn is billing you for their linen.

When Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.

When soft foods have become distasteful to her.

When the other women in the family, begin to call her “man’s best friend.”

AAAHH HA HA HA HA HA!!! I like those!

You know you're ghetto if you duck when a car backfires.

Baby-Girl16 · Unread post by **Baby-Girl16** » August 24th, 2005, 12:38 pm

if u save grease

rummy · Unread post by **rummy** » March 15th, 2006, 7:07 am

you know yer ghetto if:

If its Pilchards for dinner

If theres no Pilchards its Corned Beef for dinner

If theres no Corned Beef its Sardines for dinner

If theres no Sardines its Spam and Rice for dinner

Your eatin Rice and Ketchup

Your eating Sugar and bread

Your drinking Sugar and water

If you lost your virginity in a kotch

Your grand mother sucks the snot outta ya nose to unblock it

If you lick yer finger to clean a mark of yer new shoes

If you wear white socks with yer church clothes

MiChuhSuh · Unread post by **MiChuhSuh** » March 15th, 2006, 9:25 am

^those weren't that ghetoo....

Unread post by **perongregory** » March 15th, 2006, 10:37 am

rummy wrote:you know yer ghetto if:

If its Pilchards for dinner

If theres no Pilchards its Corned Beef for dinner

If theres no Corned Beef its Sardines for dinner

If theres no Sardines its Spam and Rice for dinner

Your eatin Rice and Ketchup

Your eating Sugar and bread

Your drinking Sugar and water

If you lost your virginity in a kotch

Your grand mother sucks the snot outta ya nose to unblock it

If you lick yer finger to clean a mark of yer new shoes

If you wear white socks with yer church clothes

Is this UK ghetto?

MiChuhSuh · Unread post by **MiChuhSuh** » March 15th, 2006, 11:14 am

lol I don't get those either

about half of those just sounded asian (ketchup and rice, spam and rice, sardines and rice, etc)

the others sounded like no mom or mom's mad

MiChuhSuh · Unread post by **MiChuhSuh** » March 15th, 2006, 11:16 am

wtf is the white socks one?

is this ghetto somewhere?

or just a baseball thing?

none for you · Unread post by **none for you** » March 15th, 2006, 9:50 pm

rummy wrote:you know yer ghetto if:

If its Pilchards for dinner

If theres no Pilchards its Corned Beef for dinner

If theres no Corned Beef its Sardines for dinner

If theres no Sardines its Spam and Rice for dinner

Your eatin Rice and Ketchup

Your eating Sugar and bread

Your drinking Sugar and water

If you lost your virginity in a kotch

Your grand mother sucks the snot outta ya nose to unblock it

If you lick yer finger to clean a mark of yer new shoes

If you wear white socks with yer church clothes

WHATTYA TALKIN ABOUT THATS ^ totally GHETTO!!!

what about:

miraclewhip and wonderbread sammiches

Fried bologna (on mother's day, aka payday)

the neighbor kid's old handmedowns... because you cant afford the thrift store

fishing in the stormdrains

really "trick" wooden 2x4 lumber for a spoiler on your 1976 Mercury Monarch.

daddy (if yer lucky enough to have one) passed out drunk on the neighbor lady's porch at 3 am

a constant outstanding debt at the corner liquor store...

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