Yo that aint funny lol.WhiteBoy wrote:hahahahaNW10 wrote: Your ghetto if you ever got hassled by stray dogs
Being chased by a horny rottweiler and doberman was part of the reason i got in the track team for the 100m sprint.
Yo that aint funny lol.WhiteBoy wrote:hahahahaNW10 wrote: Your ghetto if you ever got hassled by stray dogs
You know you in the ghetto when the first thing your pastor prays for in church is safety during the service.Common Sense wrote:You Know You are a Ghetto Christian If...
You tell the preacher to baptize you from the neck down because you just got your hair did!
Maybe that one is only said around here.Slakcs n a Tshirt wrote: i don't get this one
Huh?lonewolf wrote:focken ey, lol...
AAAHH HA HA HA HA HA!!! I like those!Lonewolf wrote:YOU KNOW SHE’S A HO WHEN….
When she becomes the Vaseline spokesperson.
When people say, “HO, HO, HO,” and it’s July.
When your baby looks familiar, but like who?
When the phone company changed your home phone # to start out with 976.
When you walk into Mc D’s and all the employees there know her as
“THE HAPPY MEAL.”
When somebody replaced your door bell with a “take a number machine”.
When getting dressed is not part of her day.
When she wears more latex than spandex.
When the Marine Corps set up a recruiting office next door to you.
When the motel next to your house has the neon sign “open all night” and the arrow is pointing at your house.
When she tells that she’s having a name change to Misty.
When her favorite quote is “next please.”
When Guinness Book starts calling up your house.
When the Holiday Inn is billing you for their linen.
When Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.
When soft foods have become distasteful to her.
When the other women in the family, begin to call her “man’s best friend.”
Is this UK ghetto?rummy wrote:you know yer ghetto if:
If its Pilchards for dinner
If theres no Pilchards its Corned Beef for dinner
If theres no Corned Beef its Sardines for dinner
If theres no Sardines its Spam and Rice for dinner
Your eatin Rice and Ketchup
Your eating Sugar and bread
Your drinking Sugar and water
If you lost your virginity in a kotch
Your grand mother sucks the snot outta ya nose to unblock it
If you lick yer finger to clean a mark of yer new shoes
If you wear white socks with yer church clothes
WHATTYA TALKIN ABOUT THATS ^ totally GHETTO!!!rummy wrote:you know yer ghetto if:
If its Pilchards for dinner
If theres no Pilchards its Corned Beef for dinner
If theres no Corned Beef its Sardines for dinner
If theres no Sardines its Spam and Rice for dinner
Your eatin Rice and Ketchup
Your eating Sugar and bread
Your drinking Sugar and water
If you lost your virginity in a kotch
Your grand mother sucks the snot outta ya nose to unblock it
If you lick yer finger to clean a mark of yer new shoes
If you wear white socks with yer church clothes