RACIST JOKES

These concepts are socially constructed and have been given much weight. What are your thoughts?
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Re: RACIST JOKES

Unread post by Michelle » October 23rd, 2004, 9:11 am

I couldn't make a racist joke, I could, but I wouldn't . I wouldn't say it front of my mates or behind closed doors either. Something I consider 'beyond a joke'.

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Re: RACIST JOKES

Unread post by Lonewolf » October 23rd, 2004, 4:44 pm

Michelledope wrote:I couldn't make a racist joke, I could, but I wouldn't . I wouldn't say it front of my mates or behind closed doors either. Something I consider 'beyond a joke'.
But you do like reading them and laughing ?

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Re: RACIST JOKES

Unread post by Michelle » October 24th, 2004, 3:32 am

No I don't, it doesn't humour me. If you laughing at the person making the racist 'joke' then you're just as bad as the person making it. Maybe it's where I come from....

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Unread post by se11 » October 24th, 2004, 8:01 pm

if everyone was able to make raicst jokes together and accept it everyone wud get along real better. when i chill with my black homies we make jokes and its cool.

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Unread post by fistfullofboomstick » October 24th, 2004, 8:33 pm

that was my point in starting this thread^^^

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Unread post by North Face » October 27th, 2004, 4:46 pm

"Fatty and Skinny went to bed
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead"

You like that one Michelle?

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Re: RACIST JOKES

Unread post by Chicano15 » November 8th, 2004, 11:20 pm

krookid wrote:A mexican walks into a bar and says, "Hey, n*gger, give me a drink." The black bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate
it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "n*gger." "Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that ese'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the mexican
says, "Hey moon crickett, another round!" The bartender says,"Hey, look, I really don't want you calling me "moon crickett" either."
The mexican says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it if you were the
bartender and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out." So the mexican puts on an apron and goes behind the bar
and the black bartender walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a drink you #%@&#%@ sp*ck!"
The Mexican stops washing glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry sir, we don't serve n*ggers in here."


Im sorry. you gotta admit thats pretty funny. LOL
LMAO!

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Re: RACIST JOKES

Unread post by PAPI CHULO » November 9th, 2004, 7:13 pm

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What is the worst 3 years of a red neck's life?
First grade.

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know they are related to niggers.

How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
The bag.

How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.

Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

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Re: RACIST JOKES

Unread post by PAPI CHULO » November 9th, 2004, 7:29 pm

You might be a redneck if...

You think the stock market has a fence around it

The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.


You pick your teeth from a catalog.

You've ever financed a tattoo.

You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill

Your brother-in-law is your uncle.

You go to the family reunion to pick up women.

You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt.

None of your shirts cover your stomach.

The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.

Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".

You've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.

You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

You mow your lawn and find a car.

You can spit without opening your mouth.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.

You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

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A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.

The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!


How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

You might be a redneck if you drive your truck through a metal detector...and it doesn't go off.

You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.


Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Bubba.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?"

"I sure do," answered the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class."

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.

"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.

"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.

Cooter says, "What in tarnation is logic?"

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"

"No."

"You're a queer, ain't ya?"

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Re: RACIST JOKES

Unread post by evileastside » November 9th, 2004, 7:39 pm

Dont get happy because you get to use that word

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Re: RACIST JOKES

Unread post by Common Sense » November 10th, 2004, 10:53 am

evileastside wrote:Dont get happy because you get to use that word
chill out.....this is the Racist Joke thread.........LOL.

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Re: RACIST JOKES

Unread post by PAPI CHULO » November 10th, 2004, 10:16 pm

evileastside wrote:Dont get happy because you get to use that word
lol

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Re: RACIST JOKES

Unread post by zanshin2004 » December 6th, 2004, 1:51 am

Not really Racist, but kinda funny....

There is this Cocky White business Tycoon somewhere in Asia to meet up with his business's sister company to discuss whatever business Tycoons do. The night before the big meeting, he decides to paint the town red, and heads to a local bar. He meets this cute little asian girl, and although she didn't speak english, she seemed real eager to please. They head back to his hotel room, and have some heavy passionate sex. During their encounter, she started yelling "soyasoya!!".. although he didn't understand what she said, his ego told him that it meant that she was enjoying it and started to go harder.

The next day, after a succesful meeting with his counterparts, they decide to play a round of golf. He makes a shot, and to his suprise, shoots a hole in one. Immediately everyone starts shouting "soyasoya!!"

"I knew I would get that!" boasts the American Tycoon "I thank you for your appraisal."

"Appraisal?" exclaims one the Asian businessman "Not at all. We said you got it in the wrong hole."

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Re: RACIST JOKES

Unread post by che » December 16th, 2004, 9:58 pm

how do you blindfold a chinese person?
with a rubber band

if you want to kill alot of mexicans what would you blow up?
the swapmeet

what do you do with 7 dead samoans at sea?
throw them overboard and make another hawaii

why do mexicans have lowriders?
to ride and pick up the cabages too.

why doesent Mexico have a good olympics team?
because everyone who can run, jump, and climb good are already here.

How do you stop 6 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.

Why are black people so tall?
because their Knee-grows

what do you call a black person without a gun?
not black.

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