RACIST JOKES
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RACIST JOKES
hey im interested in hearing racist jokes from evryone on here, i kno evry1 got sum, preferably about ur own race so noone gets offended, ill start off
whats white and 12 inches long?...
whats white and 12 inches long?...
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WHAT?
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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
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Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're NIGGERS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS."
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LOL!!!!!J-DUB wrote:Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're NIGGERS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS."
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cmon interested i kno u got jokes 2 man lol
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man, I got 'em, but you just used the best white joke. Everything else I got is other races.
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lol go ahead, but i dunno if n e 1 will take offence
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TRY TO KEEP IT SOME WHAT KOO PANIK. U DONT WANT EVERYONE JUMPIN ON YOU.
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well I don't care about gettin net jumped, I just don't wanna clog up the thread with folks attackin me. Y'all let me know.
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LOL
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i think every1 realises that this is a joke thread, im not tryin to insult n e `, j dub wasnt tryin 2 insult no 1 so i think evryone will be kewl
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FIST U KNOW I DONT KARE LOL. BUT I WOULDNT GO OUT OF MY WAY TO OFFEND SOMEONE OF ANOTHER RACE. IM BLACK SO THATS WHY I MADE THAT BLACK JOKE.
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im gonna piss some jews off here.
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
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what?
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Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
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LOl
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This ones not racist, but its funny.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boys-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson call Boys-2-Men?
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He thought it was a delivery service.
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lol
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WHAT? I GOT A DUMB MICHAEL JACKSON JOKE.
WHY DID MICHAEL JACKSON GO TO K-MART?
BECAUSE ALL LITTEL BOYS PANTS WERE HALF OFF.
WHY DID MICHAEL JACKSON GO TO K-MART?
BECAUSE ALL LITTEL BOYS PANTS WERE HALF OFF.
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what's the difference between a mexican and a large pizza?
the large pizza can feed a family of four.
the large pizza can feed a family of four.
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lol A catholic priest was summoned to the Vatican for a three week meeting. Unfortunately, the only substitute available was a young priest with no experience whatsoever.
"I feel up to the challange Father", he said, "but I am not sure about how to run the confessional. What form of pennance do I prescribe for the various sins I will be confronted with?"
The experienced priest left him a list coordinating sins and pennance, and reassuring the young man, he left for Rome.
The young priest's first confessional was soon upon him, and he was quite nervous as he stepped into his booth clutching the list his predecessor left him.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have had impure thoughts about a woman I work with." came the first voice.
Nervously the young priest checked his list:
Impure thoughts: see also Aldulterous thoughts Disrespective thoughts Murderous thoughts
He then referred to adulterous thoughts and found that 4 hail Marys were appropriate. Relieved, he prescribed the pennance and waited.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.", said the next person, "I took $50.00 from my employers desk!"
The young priest looked to his list again, and immediately found:
Stealing:
< $10.00 10 hail Marys < $100.00 20 hail Marys < $1000.00 50 hail Marys $1000.00 80 hail Marys and five rosary prayers
After assigning the appropriate pennance, the young priest calmed down and felt confident in his list to provide him with the appropriate answer. He waited a while until his next confessor arrived.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.", said the next person, "I was Butt-fucked by another man!"
The young priest again consulted his list. To his dismay, anal sex was not listed. He checked rectal intercourse - nothing. Homosexual experience also showed nothing. He couldn't even find it under butt-fuck, ass-fuck, bottom, arse, everything he looked for was somehow absent from his list.
Finally, he grabbed a choir boy, who just happened to be walking by. He asked quite hurriedly, as he knew the confessor was waiting.
"What does the priest give for a butt-fuck?"
"Oh, sometimes a Mars, sometimes a Snickers.!
"I feel up to the challange Father", he said, "but I am not sure about how to run the confessional. What form of pennance do I prescribe for the various sins I will be confronted with?"
The experienced priest left him a list coordinating sins and pennance, and reassuring the young man, he left for Rome.
The young priest's first confessional was soon upon him, and he was quite nervous as he stepped into his booth clutching the list his predecessor left him.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have had impure thoughts about a woman I work with." came the first voice.
Nervously the young priest checked his list:
Impure thoughts: see also Aldulterous thoughts Disrespective thoughts Murderous thoughts
He then referred to adulterous thoughts and found that 4 hail Marys were appropriate. Relieved, he prescribed the pennance and waited.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.", said the next person, "I took $50.00 from my employers desk!"
The young priest looked to his list again, and immediately found:
Stealing:
< $10.00 10 hail Marys < $100.00 20 hail Marys < $1000.00 50 hail Marys $1000.00 80 hail Marys and five rosary prayers
After assigning the appropriate pennance, the young priest calmed down and felt confident in his list to provide him with the appropriate answer. He waited a while until his next confessor arrived.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.", said the next person, "I was Butt-fucked by another man!"
The young priest again consulted his list. To his dismay, anal sex was not listed. He checked rectal intercourse - nothing. Homosexual experience also showed nothing. He couldn't even find it under butt-fuck, ass-fuck, bottom, arse, everything he looked for was somehow absent from his list.
Finally, he grabbed a choir boy, who just happened to be walking by. He asked quite hurriedly, as he knew the confessor was waiting.
"What does the priest give for a butt-fuck?"
"Oh, sometimes a Mars, sometimes a Snickers.!
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What's the difference between a poor mex and a rich mex ?
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what?
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A poor mex has one beat up old chevy in the back yard on top of cement blocks.
A rich mex has 2 beat up chevys in the back yard on top of cement blocks.
A rich mex has 2 beat up chevys in the back yard on top of cement blocks.
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LOL@FIST
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what's the difference between a black guy and a piece of shit?
the piece of shit turns white and stops smelling after a while.
the piece of shit turns white and stops smelling after a while.
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LOL, panik out of curiousity what is ur race?
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I'm white.
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oo k i thought u were black
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WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN U CROSS A WHITE SUPREMIST with A DONKEY?
SOMEONE WHO THINKS THE SUN SHINKES OUT OF THEIR OWN ASS
SOMEONE WHO THINKS THE SUN SHINKES OUT OF THEIR OWN ASS