RACIST JOKES

[TMAN]

A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,
complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from
the speakers.
The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and
if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new
car, but she managed to swerve in time to avoid them.

"A$$HOLES!" she yelled, to which her new car's radio began to play the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda and Michael Moore.

[Kemosave]

What's an Irishman's lunch?

A sixpack and a potato.

[Lonewolf]

Why is not a good idea for Mexicans and Blacks to inter-marry and have children ?










Because they kids will grow up too lazy to go out and steal.

[lewis503]

how many white guys does it take to screw in a light bulb
just 1 because white guys will screw n e thing

More like a black guy that screws anything.

[fistfullofboomstick]

lol tru, but i heard the white version, the thing is, most of us screw n e thing, white or black, as long as its 2 legs and a pussy

[Lonewolf]

Not anything, I stay away from kangaroos, LOL

[fistfullofboomstick]

meh, i prefer girafes, espesially for head, they got them long necks
LOL

[Lonewolf]

meh, i prefer girafes, espesially for head, they got them long necks
LOL

LMAO

[fistfullofboomstick]

and rhinos r awesome for that wild kinky shit, they do got that horn

[MICK]

What's an Irishman's lunch?

A sixpack and a potato.

LMAO

[MICK]

why do women have legs?






So they can leave when your done f*ckin em.

[North Face]

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

[Military Mind]

Common sense says ..

Yo mama is so FAT......... she wipes her arse with a mattress
AAAHHAHAHAH! good one.

I say....

Yo mmama is so UGLY.....she looked outside the window and got arrested for mooning

[Lonewolf]

LOL We were posting racist jokes - not jokes on Mom's - they are sacred, I for one would like to keep them out of our b.s.

[Dennis]

Here's one:

A black guy is walking on the beach.In the distance he sees a chinese guy skipping stones on the water.When he gets closer tho the chines guy,he can hear funny noises coming from the water everytime a stone skipps on the water.

So he walks over to the chinese guy and asks "What's up with the funny noises coming from the water".The chinese guy answers "Well,everytime i skip a stone over the water,i can hear the name of one of my ancestors.I'll show it to you,listen."

He picks up a stone,throws it and skips it three times over the water.And yes,he gets to hear the names of three of his ancestors.
"Chu Wang Lee".

The black guy can't belive what he's hearing and asks if he will be able to hear his ancestors names if he skips a couple of stones.
"Sure",says the chinese guy,"why don't you give it a try".

"Alright,i'll give it a try",says the black guy.He picks up a stone,carefully aims,throws the stone and skips it three times on the water.
And yes,he gets to hear the names of three of his ancestors.
"Chim Pan Zee"

[Common Sense]

Here's one:

he gets to hear the names of three of his ancestors.
"Chim Pan Zee"

LOOOOLLL...man, that's messed up...LOL.

[North Face]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH YAAAA CHIMAPNZEE! FUNNY SHIT!

[North Face]

i shouldnt tell black jokes because i have a black man in my family tree...........hes been hanging there for years

[North Face]

How do you get 12 niggas in a volkswagon beatle? throw in a welfare check....how do you get them out....throw in a job application

[Common Sense]

How do you get 12 niggas in a volkswagon beatle? throw in a welfare check....how do you get them out....throw in a job application

North face is killing me...........LMFAO............................LOL.

[MICK]

Here's one:

A black guy is walking on the beach.In the distance he sees a chinese guy skipping stones on the water.When he gets closer tho the chines guy,he can hear funny noises coming from the water everytime a stone skipps on the water.

So he walks over to the chinese guy and asks "What's up with the funny noises coming from the water".The chinese guy answers "Well,everytime i skip a stone over the water,i can hear the name of one of my ancestors.I'll show it to you,listen."

He picks up a stone,throws it and skips it three times over the water.And yes,he gets to hear the names of three of his ancestors.
"Chu Wang Lee".

The black guy can't belive what he's hearing and asks if he will be able to hear his ancestors names if he skips a couple of stones.
"Sure",says the chinese guy,"why don't you give it a try".

"Alright,i'll give it a try",says the black guy.He picks up a stone,carefully aims,throws the stone and skips it three times on the water.
And yes,he gets to hear the names of three of his ancestors.
"Chim Pan Zee"

LMAO

[Military Mind]

Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips.

What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
Twix.

[smokey]

what do u call black people running down a hill?
Jail break.

[JONES]

this is not a diss to any black man. just a joke. HOW DO YOU BABY SET A NIGGER? WET THERE LIPS AND STICK THEM TO A WALL.

[se11]

A mexican walks into a bar and says, "Hey, n*gger, give me a drink." The black bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate
it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "n*gger." "Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that ese'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the mexican
says, "Hey moon crickett, another round!" The bartender says,"Hey, look, I really don't want you calling me "moon crickett" either."
The mexican says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it if you were the
bartender and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out." So the mexican puts on an apron and goes behind the bar
and the black bartender walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a drink you #%@&#%@ sp*ck!"
The Mexican stops washing glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry sir, we don't serve n*ggers in here."


Im sorry. you gotta admit thats pretty funny. LOL

lol that is funny. "sorry we dont serve niggers" lol

but the best was "what do you call mexicans running down a hill" "immigration"

here's one makin fun of hillbillies.

a reporter for A&E goes down to oaklahoma to do a report with this hillbilly.

reporter asks "what were some recent event in your town"

hillbilly says "well, mary hess got lost in the mountians"

reporter "so what did you do"

hillbilly "we found her and fu*ked her"

the reporters confused, doesn't know what to say

reporter "what else happenes in this town"

hillbilly "well, about a year ago, one of our prize goats got lost, so we went and found it and fuck*d it"

reporter even more shocked and doesn't know what to ask again

reporter "well...uhhh....have you ever had any tragedies here"

hillbilly "well about eight years ago i got lost"

[J-DUB]

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, can i borrow the truck to-night?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what you have do if you wants to borrow the truck." "But Pa! i have to go now!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what you have to do. On yer knees, bitch!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, your dick shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

[J-DUB]

WHAT DO YOU KALL 300 WHITE MEN CHASIN A BLACK MAN?
THE PGA TOUR

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR A WHITE WOMAN TO TAKE A CRAP?
9 MONTHS

[J-DUB]

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? So they have something to unwrap

What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem? "Attention K-Mart shoppers."

What kind of cans are there in Mexico? Mexicans.

[J-DUB]

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence"..... The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

[North Face]

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

[J-DUB]

MY BAD NORTH I DIDNT BEE THAT. HAVENT REALLY BEEN READIN ALL THE POST

[E`S`T]

I CAN'T RESIST:

WHY SHOULD YOU FOLLOW A BLACK MAN ON A BIKE???

BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE YOURS!!

WHAT DID THE HOME OWNER SAY WHEN HE SAW HIS T.V FLOATING IN THE AIR???

"PUT THAT DOWN NIGGER!!!"

HOW MANY COPS DOES IT TAKE TO ARREST A MEXICAN???

2-ONE TO ARREST HIM AND ONE TO CARRY HIS ORANGES....

HOW DO SOMOANS GET THIER LAST NAMES???

JUNIOR FELLOFFASOFA.....